From the recording Such A Shame, Cousin Wayne Got A Pain On His Birthday (Single Version)
Lyrics
Well you know yesterday was his birthday
Look at all the people there
What could they say?
Well isn't it just such a little shame
That dear cousin Wayne
He got such a pain
On his birthday!
Too much food, too much cake, too much candy
Washed it down with some French Cognac brandy
Well isn't it just such a little shame
That dear cousin Wayne
He got such a pain
On his birthday!
Birthday
Well everybody wanted more
Everybody tried to score
Soon they landed on the floor
A sight I'd never seen before
On his birthday
Birthday
Well isn't it such a little shame
That dear cousin Wayne
Got such a pain
On his birthday!
Birthday
Everybody soon was floating on the ceiling
Didn't know what it was they was feeling
Well isn't it just such a little shame
That dear cousin Wayne
He got such a pain
On his birthday!
Well you know yesterday was his birthday
Look at all the people there
What could they say?
Well isn't it just such a little shame
That dear cousin Wayne
He got such a pain
On his birthday!
Birthday
Birthday
Birthday