Woe to the citizens (and house pets) of beautiful Exeter ... the rumors are TRUE ... from across the Pond, they come ... and they conquer ... and, if a brave soul rises up, they will have the rare opportunity to reverse history by riding up and down the shores of The Exe River proclaiming: "The Americans are coming! The Americans are coming!" A date for the history books: Saturday, January 17, 2026: they locked Jason Maddocks in the boot of his car ... they dismissed the PHONIC FM staff ... and, they TOOK OVER ... made a lot of long distance phone calls ... threw stuff out the window ... and left a serious MESS ... Yeah, unsuspecting PHONIC FM, the pride of peaceful Exeter, Devon, is under siege! No one is spared ... and no one is safe! And the music? Well, if Marmite could talk ... or, maybe even sing ...THE GREAT MIRROUR TAKEOVER

Be Afraid. Be VERY afraid. Just sayin' ...